But honey! I thought you would LIKE boxing gloves!

Git your ass out to the mall and get me a REAL anniversary present! *THUNK*

In local news, a man by the name of Brentos was admitted to a local hospital with major injuries inflicted by boxing gloves and shards of glass. Brentos' apparent girlfriend, a raccoon, is being held in a local prison for the time being, on charges of assault, battery, and public indecency. We will provide more information when we're damn good and ready.

This just in: Charges of creating a domestic disturbance is noted, but willing to be overlook. Who knows. Ya coulda deserved it Brentos :

Bah! A bunch of speciest profiling, with the system clearly creating trumped charges to keep the 'coons in their line! Really, how can it be public indecency in the privacy of one's home?

That's just where it started, No one. It spilled out into the street when Brentos started to run for his life.

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nice picture

One of the 'indie-rock slacker' pics I'd rather be known for...

With this kinda quality, it'd be hard to not be known for them, I think.

If not these, what are you known for?

Ah, yes.. slackers. And underrated bunch, we are.

-MtR

I like this, I should have said so when I first saw it.

Its My New Charactor Willow!!! Shes an Oddly Colored Raccoon

im just a lurker, but i didnt want the lack of comments to pass judgement on this drawing. i would like to see more of this Willow

*waves to Waccoon* Hiya. Wandered over from Guppy's and left this little cutie for you. Or whoever wants her.

<.< >.> o.o Sssshhhhh. Don't tell, but she's a slut.

And she wants you.

Well, I'm not for sale, but I am available for lease.

...or is that re-lease?

I'm available for birthday parties!

#100! Whoo! And i'm the new kid in town... Whoohoo!

"You're #1!!!" -- just with a couple zeros after you.

awww don't eat the poor shiney pear.

oh, and hello!

P, and hello!

Q, and hello.
yayyy

Tones rock.

I still think this's so cute and pretty.

i saw a lotof pictures here and this is the stupid idea i got

Heh, tres cute. ^.^

Peek-a-boo! Better than 99% of the crap I see on other boards. This board is raccoons-only, so it's always cool by default.

hmm, you think so..i'll be drawing more and more detailed later on ^-^

No fooling, this actually happened. A raccoon got in my guest room, and I had to get it out. I snuck behind it with a broom and a trashcan lid and I reached the broom over to push him away. He sniffed the broom, looked at me then jumped off the bed and walked out the door. He looked at me again then ran off into the night. It's nice to see a real raccoon, but he made the room stink. And, he cant come in all the time because it disturbs their feeding habits. It's probably my neighbor who is the cause because he takes care of raccoons, and they have a nest in his backyard.

*eee!* Izza cutie! Even if he does stink. Glad to hear the encounter went ok though...

HEY WAC!! Looks like Charlton comics started furry pr0n in 1971...

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"But I swear I'm not holding any eggs!"

...uhm. Yeah, the nipples are kind of a giveaway, aren't they?

"Whatya on about?! I laid these myself!" HAHA, that's classic, with pink highlights, of course. One of these days I'm going to take a screenshot of the Sly Cooper movie with the subliminal nipples on Carmalita. That's just classic.

Uh Mr Wac doesn,t your eyes hurt it makes
my head hurt i but it makes Annies head
hurt oooh.

I just realised... you've got Evil Dead eyes! When the sun comes up, do you kneel on the ground and make pained noises as your pupils return? Or is it just because the sun came up?

Nooo just an orphan Annie eye problem like
Mr Wac he he.

Uh-oh.. It's a raccoon burglar! Bushy bush for Wac.

oh my.. now that i look back at it i see that her head is horribly ugly. Oh well... just scroll down a bit...

O.O She is in no ways ugly! You just can't see the mask all too well. Brilliant! I love it!

I'd be proud of that picture too hehe

Pardon, miss - you dropped something back - over there. Would you mind bending over and picking it up?

She looks determined. Nice mask.

Something Wac and me were talking about earlier. I was bored.

Isn't being bored fun? They really do act like that! Well, except for the finger. Thanks!

LOOKIE IT'S ME AS RACCOON PATROL!

Raccoons really have fingers on their paws, but I dont think they can flex them enough to make a finger. Oh, well... I had to show anger somehow.

Actually, they can forms fists. It's quite amazing how dexterious their hands are. They don't have opposable thumbs, though, otherwise they'd probably break into your house and spend the night flipping through DirectTV channels (and yes, they really do love TV).

We dont want to brain-wash them. If they love TV, they could kick us out of the house, if they discover the refrigerator, they will eat our food. Sooner or later humans will be hunted down like the dogs...er..apes we are! - There's a moral Wac. " Dont teach raccoons the wonders of human society. Let them be free... and eat your garbage."

Ok here are two coons doing what comes naturaly.

Oral comes naturaly? Meh, still kool.

Hey, it does for *me* anyway

((Background voice)) Aww shit. Now I need a towel.

VERY VERY VERY GOOD PIC. LOVE THE SMOOTH STYLING! IF THERE WERE MORE PICS LIKE THIS, THIS WOULD BE A BETTER COUNTRY!!!

REMEMBER THE OLD BATTLECRY KIDS!

Sex with extremely hot girls is ALWAYS a good thing.