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Also, be sure to check out DTP's longest-running series: LUST
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[7862] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 333 | Time: 5h 57m
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Brentos @ Wednesday, October 4th 2017, 4:22 AM
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Tha_Pig @ Monday, October 9th 2017, 2:51 AM
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Jurassic pork!


[7861] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 332 | Time: 3h 16m
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Brentos @ Wednesday, September 20th 2017, 5:22 AM
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[7860] Artist: WinterWeirdo | Title: Junkie werewolf | Time: 13m 33s
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WinterWeirdo @ Saturday, September 16th 2017, 2:45 PM
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Brentos @ Wednesday, September 20th 2017, 1:34 AM
Sakana_Katana @ Monday, October 2nd 2017, 1:32 AM
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What can I add to Brentos's link other
than: ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE FUEL!


[7859] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 331 | Time: 4h 34m
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Brentos @ Thursday, September 14th 2017, 6:44 AM
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[7858] Artist: WinterWeirdo | Title: femBOI! | Time: 20m 17s
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WinterWeirdo @ Thursday, September 7th 2017, 2:48 PM
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Warped by Tumblr.

(chickenpaints fancier than I thought it be.)
Sakana_Katana @ Friday, September 8th 2017, 4:01 PM
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For some reason, this reminds me of Bill Cosby's old "Chicken Heart" routine. XP
Nice style you have. I doubt it needs the adult rating though.
Brentos @ Thursday, September 14th 2017, 2:08 AM
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Nice to see you back Weirdo! And Sakana too of course.


[7857] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 330 | Time: 5h 40m
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Brentos @ Monday, September 4th 2017, 5:10 AM
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[7856] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 329 | Time: 3h 6m
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Brentos @ Wednesday, August 23rd 2017, 5:24 AM
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Tha_Pig @ Saturday, September 23rd 2017, 12:50 AM
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A couple of days ago I was trying to park at Home Depot and there was an empty space, so I turn on my blinker and I was moving in... and this asshole comes out of nowere speeding going the wrong way and steals the space right in front of me. So I yelled "fuck you asshole" or something and gave him the finger. I stayed driving around looking for another place to park and when I drove behind his car... his tag was 66X. What the fuck is going on here?
Brentos @ Wednesday, October 4th 2017, 12:38 AM
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Holy crap that's the coolest thing I've heard in a long time, the power of 66X is unbeatable!
Tha_Pig @ Thursday, October 5th 2017, 2:31 AM
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It's not cool. The guy was an asshole and stole my parking space. I wanted to puncture his tires.


[7855] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 328 | Time: 4h 41m
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Brentos @ Wednesday, August 16th 2017, 5:39 AM
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[7854] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 327 | Time: 3h 30m
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Brentos @ Tuesday, August 1st 2017, 5:28 AM
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pinderhooks @ Tuesday, August 8th 2017, 11:26 PM
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The next 100 episodes of LUST should just be Pinton going through this time-loop over and over :crazy:
Brentos @ Wednesday, August 16th 2017, 2:19 AM
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I've got this real bad habit of running off on different tangents that just go on forever. I was really thinking this part with Pinton would be long but not THIS long. Hopefully in less than a hundred pages I'll get back to everyone else again... :gamer:


[7853] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 326 | Time: 3h 2m
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Brentos @ Tuesday, July 25th 2017, 4:19 AM
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[7852] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 325 | Time: 4h 8m
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Brentos @ Tuesday, July 18th 2017, 3:55 AM
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Tha_Pig @ Tuesday, July 25th 2017, 1:44 AM
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I'm turning into Quagmire!
Brentos @ Wednesday, August 16th 2017, 2:20 AM
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You already were Quagmire!
Tha_Pig @ Monday, October 9th 2017, 3:39 AM
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giggity


[7851] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 324 | Time: 2h 55m
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Brentos @ Wednesday, July 5th 2017, 4:08 AM
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Tha_Pig @ Saturday, July 8th 2017, 5:14 AM
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At least I didn't fuck myself.
Brentos @ Wednesday, July 12th 2017, 1:30 AM
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Ooh that's a good idea...
Tha_Pig @ Sunday, July 16th 2017, 12:16 PM
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There is a story by Heinlein where the guy uses sex change and time travel to have sex with himself so he becomes his own mother and father.
Sakana_Katana @ Sunday, July 16th 2017, 8:16 PM
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Wouldn't that lead to a paradox, or a pair-of-doxes?
Please cite your source material, other than that song
"I'm my own Grandpa" or, a "Futurama" episode.
Tha_Pig @ Monday, July 17th 2017, 1:02 PM
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The song is mentioned in the story...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_You_Zombies
Brentos @ Tuesday, July 18th 2017, 1:48 AM
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I've only read two Heinlein stories; Starship Troopers, and some story about the end of the world that includes a cop who gives this one chick hell for stripping nude in public and a transvestite that (hilariously) gives the cop hell for giving the chick hell. From just these two stories I got the impression you can never know what to expect from a Heinlein story which is probably why so many scifi fans talk about him so much.
Brentos @ Tuesday, July 18th 2017, 2:29 AM
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This is the book with Henlein's version on how the world ends if you're interested...

https://www.amazon.com/End-World-Ace-S-183/dp/B000CPSTVU

The sole reviewer of this says (incorrectly) that the Heinlein story is not very good when is was probably the best in the compilation. The reviewer totally missed the reason why the world ends, he thinks it was because everyone was becoming 'silly' when in fact everyone was becoming silly because they could subconsiously sense that everything was randomly coming together to bring about a catastrophic change. It might seem far-fetched and flaky as far as people's reactions/senses are concerned and I don't even know if chaos theory was a thing when he wrote it but we do know now that order can mathematically morph into chaos and then back into order again. I love it when these old-time scifi writers get things kind of sort of right as far as science is concerned.
And i didn't give too much away with writing this either, the story has lots of action-packed coolness to it if you ever get a chance to read it!
Tha_Pig @ Wednesday, July 19th 2017, 12:49 PM
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Yeah, Heinlein stories can differ widely in content and tone from each other, which I think is good. Unless some other popular authors who repeat the same stereotypes again and again (cough Stephen King cough)

I loved Starship Troopers, though it becomes a little preachy some times. But one of his most popular novels Stranger on Strange Land I could not even finish, I could not get past all the free love hippie bullshit. My favorite Heinlein novel was Citizen of the Galaxy.
Brentos @ Tuesday, July 25th 2017, 12:57 AM
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I too loved Starship Troopers but yeah the middle third of the book is extremely preachy. But even that part held my interest me being Canadian and all, I really dug how Canada had such a hardcore warlike reputation in the post-war era. Camp Currie was clearly named after Sir Arthur Currie the WW1 strategist and Spooky Smith was undoubtedly named after Smokey Smith the WW2 war-hero who was a household name back then. I'm guessing Heinlein didn't want to use his actual nickname because he was still alive then and didn't want to put someone's name in the story for whatever reason. I think I was in Taiwan when Smoky Smith died, I think they closed down a bridge or something in Vancouver for his funeral procession. It was a big deal.
But anyhow, I was warned about the preachy part and was told that some scifi fans considered him very conservative and almost fascist because of his authoritarian worldview, that's why I was surprised when I read The Year Of The Jackpot. I was left with the impression that he's way more liberally minded than many people thought, but still okay with using violence to win the day. And now you mention that one of his stories had so much hippyness in it you couldn't even finish it. The more I hear about his stuff the more I want to read it just to find out more about what exactly made him tick. He must have been a very interesting person to get drunk with!
Tha_Pig @ Tuesday, July 25th 2017, 1:38 AM
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I'm pretty sure the reasons why so many people see fascism in Starship Troopers is the movie adaptation which totally disfigures the concept of the novel into that direction. The director admitted he didn't even read the book. The actual system described in the novel is based on personal responsibility, which is the opposite of fascist. So they used violence to get things done, yeah... what would you do if your species was about to be exterminated by giant insects? Harsh language? Heinlein was definitely anti-authoritarian. Another interesting thing about Stranger in Strange Land is how it parodies religion. I would say his view was more Libertarian than anything else.
Brentos @ Wednesday, August 16th 2017, 2:27 AM
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Good point about personal responsibility being opposite of fascism, I bet if the term Libertarian was in use back then it would have been easier to put a label on his views/writing.


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