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[8093] Artist: Brentos | Title: McStick 00019 | Time: 25m 28s

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Brentos @ Saturday, September 23rd 2023, 4:22 AM

Well I haven't been posting much lately so I may as well let everyone know what's going on because well, sometimes I'm talkative ya know?

For the last two years after a certain vaccine that we all know and love I've been in very rough shape and have been experiencing all the symptoms you've probably heard about. During that time my heart has been getting worse and worse until this summer when I could hardly function at all. I've been getting some good treatment now and hope to get better. Anyhow the situation has definenately affected my comics lately as you would have noticed. It's not just the 'aht' but mostly the writing, if my energy level is way down I just can't seem to be 'funny' or spontaneous. I'll just stare at my screen drinking beer and listening to music until I get so tired I just go to bed. But I think I'm going to get better, the medication I'm on seems to be making a difference, sometimes now when I'm out and about I actually 'feel' funny again, I make up jokes in my head, literally laugh to myself and or make other people laugh.

It's rare for someone to say my comics are funny but I personally think they're hilarious much of the time so I think other people will think they're funny and I keep making them. But I can tell over the last couple years my stuff kinda sucks. So just letting everyone know I'm not going to be doing much work on Lust for some time until I feel energized about the story again. Hopefully that happens soon!

PS: If I go like a whole year without even signing in that means I've died suddenly and all you Deeples can use my comic characters for your own enjoyment!

(Edited on September 23, 2023, 4:28 am)

pinderhooks @ Saturday, September 23rd 2023, 10:34 PM

Sheesh! Well hang in there bruv, and keep your spirits up & your stools movin'!

Waccoon @ Sunday, September 24th 2023, 3:29 AM

Stupid comics are always a great way to keep from growing old.

Growing old... growing up... same thing.

Tha_Pig @ Saturday, September 30th 2023, 1:00 PM

Damn. I'm so sorry to hear that. I had the vaccine twice and I didn't notice any negative effects. I hope you get better, my friend.

[8092] Artist: rinn | Title: No Title | Time: 44m 27s

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rinn @ Monday, September 4th 2023, 4:24 PM

Brentos @ Saturday, September 9th 2023, 4:06 AM

Very nice drawing, rinn! Welcome to this waccy place!

Tha_Pig @ Tuesday, September 12th 2023, 4:43 AM

Hello. Are you new here?

pinderhooks @ Saturday, September 23rd 2023, 10:42 PM

Ok! And hello!

rinn @ Tuesday, October 3rd 2023, 9:55 AM

thank you all! yes I am new ahahaha

[8090] Artist: Tha_Pig | Title: Mazz | Time: 7m 39s

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Tha_Pig @ Tuesday, August 8th 2023, 2:21 AM

This is my second attempt, I ruined the first trying to color it. Ungulardo Mazorquinha (Mazz) is a shy, conservative and very religious tapir who who is secretly in love with Brina. My idea was to make a slice of life comic about friendship or even love between total opposite characters. Their common passion is movies and they go to the cinema together. It would make an interesting story if I didn't suck at making it. :crazy:

Waccoon @ Tuesday, August 8th 2023, 6:31 AM

Not sure how much feedback you're getting regarding them, but I've read all the comics and I like these two a lot. 8)

Tha_Pig @ Saturday, August 12th 2023, 7:48 AM

Thanks, Wac! I'm glad you like my work

pinderhooks @ Saturday, September 2nd 2023, 9:21 PM

I've liked what I've seen of their comic so far! And I think I know from where you got this guy's first name, but is there any special significance to his surname?

Brentos @ Saturday, September 9th 2023, 4:15 AM

I'm way out of tha loop with your comics. I've really got to catch up on the awesomeness of your stuffos...

Tha_Pig @ Tuesday, September 12th 2023, 4:39 AM

@pinderhooks The name doesn't really mean anything, it's just something that sounds Portuguese but it's just random gibberish.
@Brentos I haven't done much, only the introduction. I'm presently going through some hard situations at home, so I don't have much inspiration to draw comics. The idea is two characters who are total opposites, based on real people I have known, though none of them are based on a single person, but a mix of several inclouding myself at different moments of my life. A few of the stories would be based on real-life experiences.

[8089] Artist: pinderhooks | Title: Bucky O'Hair | Time: 45m 36s

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pinderhooks @ Saturday, July 29th 2023, 11:45 PM

Since we're doing bands and guitars now, here's Buck Dharma from Blue Oyster Cult in his white jumpsuit from the 70s, with Eric Bloom in the background on one side and an oyster in the other. I know it's not a very convincing-looking oyster, but the other two guys aren't very convincing either! I know he could pass for about a dozen other rock musicians of the time who had the same hair and mustache but trust me, it's Buck! Probably!

pinderhooks @ Saturday, July 29th 2023, 11:47 PM

I just realized that it never even occurred to me to colour the oyster blue, lol

Tha_Pig @ Monday, July 31st 2023, 4:45 AM

I love it!

Brentos @ Saturday, August 5th 2023, 4:03 AM

This is great! But I actually thought the oyster was some dude with a seventies afro... Sadly I do not have any Blue Oyster Cult on my itunes...

pinderhooks @ Sunday, August 6th 2023, 2:57 PM

well well well then Brentos, may I recommend their album "Tyranny and Mutation" as a good starting point, if you want to give them a try :cool:

Tha_Pig @ Tuesday, August 8th 2023, 6:27 AM

You can always retouch it and make the oyster blue.

pinderhooks @ Saturday, September 2nd 2023, 9:10 PM

That's true! But I choose to just live with it. As that great and wise philosopher Darkman said, I'm learning to live with a lot of things

Brentos @ Saturday, September 9th 2023, 4:25 AM

Pinders, I will; I've always liked BOC anyhow but I've never had one of their albums. I'm weird because I like getting CD's and then adding them to my itunes. So next time I see ANY BOC album it's mine but especially Tyranny and Mutation...

[8088] Artist: Tha_Pig | Title: Brina | Time: 34m 40s

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Tha_Pig @ Friday, July 28th 2023, 2:44 AM

I don't remember how to draw in this thing.
Since we are talking music, here is my character Brina.
I tried :cry:

I couldn't draw a guitar if my life depended on it

pinderhooks @ Saturday, July 29th 2023, 10:35 PM

Aw, it looks fine, but you can always draw a flying V if you really wanted something simple! TBH IMO I always found Vees kind of goofy-looking :p But it's definitely nice to see more Brina! This poss is the beesus-kneesus :blush:

Brentos @ Saturday, August 5th 2023, 4:12 AM

Holy crap I guess I haven't read your comic in a long time I don't even remember this Brina... I'm very sorry for that, Pig! She looks great! She's like a character from a late-eighties underground comic. And I love tha guitar...

Tha_Pig @ Tuesday, August 8th 2023, 1:11 AM

Yes, Brina is a punk-ish rocker girl from 1980s Brazil in my new comic strip, but I haven't done much with her

[8087] Artist: Brentos | Title: Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On | Time: 1h 21m

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Brentos @ Saturday, July 22nd 2023, 5:01 AM

It's the Carl Perkins version man!

Brentos @ Saturday, July 22nd 2023, 5:10 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8H6yGkWIjs

Tha_Pig @ Thursday, July 27th 2023, 7:29 AM

This is awesome.
I once sang "Down with the sickness" at a karaoke while very drunk. There was a video of it, but I deleted it.

pinderhooks @ Saturday, July 29th 2023, 10:27 PM

Maaaan alive, check out these hep cats! Like groovy, baby! I mean they're outta sight daddy-oh-oh-oh!

[8086] Artist: Brentos | Title: No Title | Time: 7h 11m

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Brentos @ Saturday, July 1st 2023, 2:57 AM

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Brentos @ Saturday, July 1st 2023, 12:09 PM

Fuk I'm not making much progress here. Must get silly. Must get get slightly funny...

Tha_Pig @ Thursday, July 13th 2023, 3:16 PM

Maybe everyone should start farting like in Blazin Saddles

pinderhooks @ Sunday, July 16th 2023, 10:41 AM

hey now, there's no need to let yourself be constrained by regular grid-style comic panels! try different things to fill up space like drawing a wide landscape worth 2 or 3 panels, or use multiple panels showing a closeup of a character's face when he's reacting to some sort of tomfoolery, or saying something important to the story, if anything important ever happens!

Brentos @ Saturday, July 22nd 2023, 3:32 AM

All very helpful comments I must say. But then I look at that last panel and I'm like what the fuck! Was I thinking?!!

Brentos @ Saturday, July 22nd 2023, 3:53 AM

LOL I'm right now drawing the last four commenters as if they're in a band. Right when I'm about to finish it I'm going to make like they're singing whichever song I'm listening to at the time... LOL

Brentos @ Sunday, May 19th 2024, 3:05 AM

Holy fuck... I'm looking at this thinking hey it's not that bad but bam there's the last panel. LOL WTF?!?!?!

[8085] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 385 | Time: 7h 58m

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Brentos @ Saturday, May 27th 2023, 5:07 AM

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[8084] Artist: Brentos | Title: Fantastic Porn 01 | Time: 11m 11s

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Brentos @ Saturday, April 29th 2023, 5:37 AM

Mmm... here we have the sumptuous Invisible Woman stepping out of the tub dripping with soapy water and looking right at the viewer (you) and not even giving a shit in the least because she only wants you (the viewer) and she knows what she likes. If you know what I mean and I'm pretty sure you do. And yes I know this will get on Waccoon's nerves and all but I just had to make her with a completely shaved pussy. Not just shaved but actually fucking WAXED! Mmmmm... so sweet and hairless... She's so awesome with her big 1965 hairdo the way Jack Kirby used to draw her but it's even better if you can believe it because her decadent blonde hair is hanging down on her cute wet shoulders and fucking accents her absolutely FUCKING GORGEOUS boobs all covered with soap because she didn't even rinse her sexy body off and she want's to have sex with you! This is before she got married too so it makes it even better with her Jack Kirby-style big hips. Mmmm. Oh yeah...

Tha_Pig @ Saturday, April 29th 2023, 5:52 AM

Why there are no tiles on the walls? :what:

Brentos @ Saturday, April 29th 2023, 6:46 PM

I was running out of time because I wanted to finish it in exactly eleven minutes and eleven seconds. And why are you even looking at the walls in the first place!?!?!? I mean the Invisible Woman is standing naked right in front of you! Sorry I had to draw her crouching down a little to keep her head in the frame.

Brentos @ Saturday, April 29th 2023, 6:49 PM

Plus after Dr Doom blew up the Baxter Building they called in Bathfitter to just put a new tub and surround over the charred and blown up one in just one day!

Waccoon @ Saturday, April 29th 2023, 11:00 PM

Invisible dragon in basement > Invisible woman in bathtub

Hey, they both have hairless pussies, so it's still a fair comparison!

pinderhooks @ Wednesday, May 17th 2023, 9:28 PM

Damn, now I want to see what this Bathfitter character looks like

And what's this about an invisible basement dragon? What the hell, I hope I'm not missing out on something interesting!

Brentos @ Saturday, May 20th 2023, 2:49 AM

I just thought that Bathfitter was everywhere. I couldn't find even one TV commercial for it here on Vancouver Island because I guess you-tube just sucks balls these days which it does by the way. The whole internet now is crap.

Brentos @ Saturday, May 20th 2023, 3:01 AM

Like ten years ago I'd search for 'Land Rover' and every day get some new videos to watch but now I type that in and have been getting the exact same videos for like ten years. It's fuckin' amazing how useless You-tube (and google) is now. Even when I search on Rumble or Odysee it's the same thing, just the same videos over and over. I have to guess that the other video streaming services are somehow linked to google in some way because they're all the same now as far as searching goes. But at least Rumble and Odysee don't censor as much as google....

Brentos @ Saturday, May 20th 2023, 5:59 AM

https://twitter.com/runews/status/1659158669127303170?cxt=HHwWhIC-tZuBwoYuAAAA

[8081] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 384 | Time: 9h 41m

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Brentos @ Saturday, April 29th 2023, 4:59 AM

Shit I had to retouch this page. I forgot to draw in the keg of gun powder that B4rt's carrying! :cry:

(Edited on May 6, 2023, 3:10 am)

Waccoon @ Saturday, April 29th 2023, 11:04 PM

How do you know if someone is French? Don't worry... he'll tell you.

Miellaby @ Tuesday, May 2nd 2023, 6:59 AM

Being included in the most bizarre web comics ever has definitely made this day one to remember. :lol:

Brentos @ Thursday, May 4th 2023, 10:32 PM

My intention was to have everyone in particular in the comic like years ago but had no idea I'd go on and on with the overly-complicated storyline like I did! You were originally going to be one of the 'others' but you know how it goes... >:D

I haven't even gotten to the 'others' yet is that unreal or what?

Brentos @ Thursday, May 4th 2023, 10:43 PM

Total side note: I just came across this super cool comic on viewcomicsonline and just had to share it! I haven't seen such an outstanding comic in decades no exaggeration!

https://viewcomiconline.com/category/coyote-doggirl/

[8083] Artist: lumislimeslumi | Title: Trans pride slime | Time: 2h 42m

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lumislimeslumi @ Tuesday, April 18th 2023, 7:33 AM

trans slime I made while noodling

Waccoon @ Wednesday, April 19th 2023, 3:05 AM

How do slimes go trans? Do they just rip off their parts and move them around?

Brentos @ Saturday, April 22nd 2023, 1:27 AM

I'm cool with it but I don't think she should be allowed to compete in the Slime Women's 1 Metre dash.

[8082] Artist: miiiwu | Title: fursona doodle :3 | Time: 32m 36s

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miiiwu @ Tuesday, April 11th 2023, 5:30 AM

she is thinkin about her bank account

Waccoon @ Wednesday, April 12th 2023, 1:30 AM

Me, thinking about why I can't just eat 50 donuts for dinner.

Brentos @ Saturday, April 15th 2023, 2:48 AM

Me thinking things are going to get way worse than what they imagined. Good luck to everyone!

Brentos @ Saturday, April 15th 2023, 3:14 AM

If any Robert Crumb fans out there have anything made out of copper, silver or gold they should just keep it and say 'fuck my account, my account will at some point become useless anyhow'...

But still try to get more money in the meantime.