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[8084] Artist: Brentos | Title: Fantastic Porn 01 | Time: 11m 11s

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Brentos @ Saturday, April 29th 2023, 5:37 AM

Mmm... here we have the sumptuous Invisible Woman stepping out of the tub dripping with soapy water and looking right at the viewer (you) and not even giving a shit in the least because she only wants you (the viewer) and she knows what she likes. If you know what I mean and I'm pretty sure you do. And yes I know this will get on Waccoon's nerves and all but I just had to make her with a completely shaved pussy. Not just shaved but actually fucking WAXED! Mmmmm... so sweet and hairless... She's so awesome with her big 1965 hairdo the way Jack Kirby used to draw her but it's even better if you can believe it because her decadent blonde hair is hanging down on her cute wet shoulders and fucking accents her absolutely FUCKING GORGEOUS boobs all covered with soap because she didn't even rinse her sexy body off and she want's to have sex with you! This is before she got married too so it makes it even better with her Jack Kirby-style big hips. Mmmm. Oh yeah...

Tha_Pig @ Saturday, April 29th 2023, 5:52 AM

Why there are no tiles on the walls? :what:

Brentos @ Saturday, April 29th 2023, 6:46 PM

I was running out of time because I wanted to finish it in exactly eleven minutes and eleven seconds. And why are you even looking at the walls in the first place!?!?!? I mean the Invisible Woman is standing naked right in front of you! Sorry I had to draw her crouching down a little to keep her head in the frame.

Brentos @ Saturday, April 29th 2023, 6:49 PM

Plus after Dr Doom blew up the Baxter Building they called in Bathfitter to just put a new tub and surround over the charred and blown up one in just one day!

Waccoon @ Saturday, April 29th 2023, 11:00 PM

Invisible dragon in basement > Invisible woman in bathtub

Hey, they both have hairless pussies, so it's still a fair comparison!

pinderhooks @ Wednesday, May 17th 2023, 9:28 PM

Damn, now I want to see what this Bathfitter character looks like

And what's this about an invisible basement dragon? What the hell, I hope I'm not missing out on something interesting!

Brentos @ Saturday, May 20th 2023, 2:49 AM

I just thought that Bathfitter was everywhere. I couldn't find even one TV commercial for it here on Vancouver Island because I guess you-tube just sucks balls these days which it does by the way. The whole internet now is crap.

Brentos @ Saturday, May 20th 2023, 3:01 AM

Like ten years ago I'd search for 'Land Rover' and every day get some new videos to watch but now I type that in and have been getting the exact same videos for like ten years. It's fuckin' amazing how useless You-tube (and google) is now. Even when I search on Rumble or Odysee it's the same thing, just the same videos over and over. I have to guess that the other video streaming services are somehow linked to google in some way because they're all the same now as far as searching goes. But at least Rumble and Odysee don't censor as much as google....

Brentos @ Saturday, May 20th 2023, 5:59 AM

https://twitter.com/runews/status/1659158669127303170?cxt=HHwWhIC-tZuBwoYuAAAA

[8081] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 384 | Time: 9h 41m

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Brentos @ Saturday, April 29th 2023, 4:59 AM

Shit I had to retouch this page. I forgot to draw in the keg of gun powder that B4rt's carrying! :cry:

(Edited on May 6, 2023, 3:10 am)

Waccoon @ Saturday, April 29th 2023, 11:04 PM

How do you know if someone is French? Don't worry... he'll tell you.

Miellaby @ Tuesday, May 2nd 2023, 6:59 AM

Being included in the most bizarre web comics ever has definitely made this day one to remember. :lol:

Brentos @ Thursday, May 4th 2023, 10:32 PM

My intention was to have everyone in particular in the comic like years ago but had no idea I'd go on and on with the overly-complicated storyline like I did! You were originally going to be one of the 'others' but you know how it goes... >:D

I haven't even gotten to the 'others' yet is that unreal or what?

Brentos @ Thursday, May 4th 2023, 10:43 PM

Total side note: I just came across this super cool comic on viewcomicsonline and just had to share it! I haven't seen such an outstanding comic in decades no exaggeration!

https://viewcomiconline.com/category/coyote-doggirl/

[8083] Artist: lumislimeslumi | Title: Trans pride slime | Time: 2h 42m

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lumislimeslumi @ Tuesday, April 18th 2023, 7:33 AM

trans slime I made while noodling

Waccoon @ Wednesday, April 19th 2023, 3:05 AM

How do slimes go trans? Do they just rip off their parts and move them around?

Brentos @ Saturday, April 22nd 2023, 1:27 AM

I'm cool with it but I don't think she should be allowed to compete in the Slime Women's 1 Metre dash.

[8082] Artist: miiiwu | Title: fursona doodle :3 | Time: 32m 36s

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miiiwu @ Tuesday, April 11th 2023, 5:30 AM

she is thinkin about her bank account

Waccoon @ Wednesday, April 12th 2023, 1:30 AM

Me, thinking about why I can't just eat 50 donuts for dinner.

Brentos @ Saturday, April 15th 2023, 2:48 AM

Me thinking things are going to get way worse than what they imagined. Good luck to everyone!

Brentos @ Saturday, April 15th 2023, 3:14 AM

If any Robert Crumb fans out there have anything made out of copper, silver or gold they should just keep it and say 'fuck my account, my account will at some point become useless anyhow'...

But still try to get more money in the meantime.

[8080] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 383 | Time: 7h 13m

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Brentos @ Saturday, April 1st 2023, 6:28 AM

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pinderhooks @ Saturday, April 1st 2023, 7:16 PM

Shrinking heads and stretchy necks! Too bad none of that action ever happens a little lower on the body, if yah catch my drift

[8079] Artist: Brentos | Title: She's Your Venus | Time: unknown

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Brentos @ Saturday, March 11th 2023, 3:52 PM

There! Close enough...

pinderhooks @ Sunday, March 12th 2023, 11:50 AM

gawd, from the thumbnail I thought it was a plucked chicken! It's an interesting bit of history to see what our ancestors jacked off to, I guess! But the real horror would be if that sculpture was actually accurate to how women looked 35,000 years ago

Brentos @ Sunday, March 12th 2023, 2:33 PM

LOL I too thought it was a chicken! For me it's the tiny misshapen head that gets me though...

Brentos @ Monday, March 13th 2023, 2:22 AM

And besides, there can only be ONE Chicken Lady...

Tha_Pig @ Monday, March 13th 2023, 2:19 PM

Considering all other cavemen art depicts all other animals with realistic proportions, it's safe to say women look exactly like that back in the day.

Xod @ Sunday, March 26th 2023, 3:37 PM

This is the stone age version of art of people with weird fetishes. I love it! >:D

[8077] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 382 | Time: 10h 26m

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Brentos @ Friday, March 3rd 2023, 4:46 AM

As you can see here ah had to go back and see how I was drawing the characters originally so that's why everyone here in particular suddenly look different now yuh hear?

pinderhooks @ Monday, March 6th 2023, 8:27 PM

They do look a little different! Well, it doesn't hurt to shake things up sometimes, like fer instance putting an active volcano into your story. That'll definitely shake things up!

Brentos @ Sunday, March 12th 2023, 2:34 PM

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1633929093644255232?cxt=HHwWgIC87dH28KwtAAAA

Piggy?...

Tha_Pig @ Monday, March 13th 2023, 2:16 PM

All according to plan...

[8076] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 381 | Time: 5h 51m

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Brentos @ Saturday, February 11th 2023, 5:03 AM

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[8075] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 380 | Time: unknown

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Brentos @ Friday, January 27th 2023, 6:42 AM

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Brentos @ Saturday, February 4th 2023, 2:52 AM

I'm just kind of sitting here drinking listening to tunes trying to think what happens next. I have the basic storyline thought out I just don't know how to get this thing going again...

Brentos @ Saturday, February 4th 2023, 3:24 AM

It's been so long since we've seen this part of the story I'm afraid I'm gonna have to do some exposition here. There's just no two ways about it I say I must say. I'll try to keep it to a minimum...

Brentos @ Saturday, February 4th 2023, 3:40 AM

Off Topic: I saw this one video that stated that The Girl From Impanema is the second most recorded song in history which got me to thinking what's THE MOST recorded song in history? I thought it would be The House Of The Rising Sun but just looked it up and NO, it's not that. So my question is, without looking it up what do YOU think it is? No prize or nothing I just thought it'd be fun to see what everybody in particular here thinks it is... What do YOU think it is?????

Tha_Pig @ Monday, February 6th 2023, 6:04 AM

I'm pretty sure the most recorded song of all time is this one https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0

Brentos @ Friday, February 10th 2023, 11:55 PM

ROL I said REEcorded not RICKorded!

[8074] Artist: ShadowWalkerInk | Title: Hi again. | Time: 17m 36s

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ShadowWalkerInk @ Friday, January 20th 2023, 12:36 AM

Not sure if any remember us, but we both say Hi.

pinderhooks @ Saturday, January 21st 2023, 8:23 PM

Hi, and hi!

Brentos @ Sunday, January 22nd 2023, 1:32 AM

This is awesome to see you guys backos again. I thought you died at 9-11 or something.

Tha_Pig @ Wednesday, January 25th 2023, 2:30 PM

Welcome back!

ShadowWalkerInk @ Saturday, January 28th 2023, 1:56 AM

I just get so busy. Planning a wedding so, there's that.

Brentos @ Saturday, February 4th 2023, 1:55 AM

Don't *plan* a wedding, just get someone pregangant and take it from there...

Tha_Pig @ Monday, February 6th 2023, 5:47 AM

People still do weddings?
( ᐢ (oo) ᐢ )

Xod @ Sunday, March 26th 2023, 3:39 PM

Wishing you the best!!!

[8073] Artist: WinterWeirdo | Title: 2023 | Time: 16m 16s

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WinterWeirdo @ Monday, January 2nd 2023, 7:51 AM

All I want is to make some money, everything else will follow.

pinderhooks @ Wednesday, January 11th 2023, 7:32 PM

Hell yeah bro let's do this! And then how about we all meet back here in 2024 and compare Porsches :3

Waccoon @ Friday, January 13th 2023, 3:35 AM

I'll see your Porsche and raise you a Lotus.

Tha_Pig @ Friday, January 13th 2023, 10:22 AM

I make a lot of money... just not for myself. :cry:

Brentos @ Sunday, January 15th 2023, 12:57 AM

This pic actually made my day because I'm making significantly less money than before. If my P.V.S ever goes away and I don't suddenly kick the you know what I'll be off looking for a better job let me tell you. I haven't been here for quite a while because I'm so profoundly fatigued all the time. It's affected my cartooning big time for the past couple years and it's worse in the winter so my apologies for the few lame pages in this time. It's actually less severe this year but I've just said 'fuck it I'm drawing less for the time being. Just give me sleep'. Did I mention whining is also one of the symptoms because it is. :boohoo:

The good news is I've quit smoking and I never bought any crypto currencies and did some other good investment moves at the beginning of the current natowar when people smarter than me said I was fucking CRAZY. So you wanna know what my outlook for this shitty year is? I'll tell you right here and now. I'll never believe anything they say ever again and fuck everyone except my honest and open-minded friends and all my buds and buddettes here at this whacky little backwater website.

[8069] Artist: Brentos | Title: Lust 379 | Time: 5h 25m

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Brentos @ Sunday, December 4th 2022, 7:05 AM

Holy crap I'm FINALLY ready to transition to another part of the story. But I need your help everyone! My Mac-Mini from YEARS ago had the basic photoshop built into it which was awesome and EASY to figure out. The I-Mac I have now doesn't have anything like that. All I really need to do is download all 378 pages of Lust so I can do that old 'previously on Lust' thing where I take some panels from the previous pages to build up for the next part of the story. It'll pretty much be just copy and pasting some panels and being able to adjust their sizes so they fit into the panels of the next page.
So if anyone's got any suggestions on what ap or whatever to download for doing something like that would be hugely appreciated. What I'm looking for is something SIMPLE to use and hopefully something cheap or free and safe to use while being compatible with a Mac. Any suggestions anyone? :duh:

(Edited on December 20, 2022, 4:41 am)

Xod @ Sunday, December 4th 2022, 10:30 AM

378 pages long? I need so much reading to do.
For drawing programs I just use the popular free ones, like GIMP, Krita, Inkscape, Blender.

Brentos @ Tuesday, December 20th 2022, 4:49 AM

Make that 379! In the process of saving every page I found out that I had two pages with the same page number. I had to edit about half of the pages as I saved them by the actual page numbers opposed to the drawing numbers shown when I opened them. Took forever and now my head is spinning after trying to keep everything from getting more mixed up. :crazy:

Brentos @ Tuesday, December 20th 2022, 4:52 AM

I downloaded GIMP so I'll see if I can figure it out now... :gamer:

Tha_Pig @ Monday, January 16th 2023, 5:12 AM

I use a free version of Photoshop they released some years ago. I'm not sure if there is a Mac version of it.
I tried Gimp, but I was disappointed with it. It can do simple graphic stuff, but it can't compare to Photoshop in function any more than a plastic tricycle compares with a motorcycle. Yeah, technically they are both vehicles...

Brentos @ Sunday, January 22nd 2023, 1:36 AM

I'm finding this GIMP practically impossible to use. I'm going through a tutorial right now and holy crap is there ever like five steps to go through just to do one thing. :gamer:

Brentos @ Sunday, January 22nd 2023, 5:03 AM

It looks like no free version for Macs. I just installed Krita and seems to be quite easy to use, I'll try some more another day.